hello guys! welcome to kem korner!



Hello guys! Welcome to KEM KORNER!

This page, I hope, will help you obtain a deeper understanding and appreciation of basic and not-so-basic chemistry concepts. For those looking for entertainment, there will be bits of that here although I'm not so sure yet how I'll go about this "entertainment" thing. But I assure you that this blog will be filled with links, downloadables and test-yourself questions that will help you, in some way, improve your understanding of the world of chemistry.

Suggestions, contributions and reactions, violent or otherwise, are also welcome... :)


Saturday, September 15, 2012

Chemistry Puns.. How Bohr-ing..


A Sodium ion walked into a bar and said, "I think I lost an electron." The bartender asked. "Are you sure?" "Yes." said the Sodium ion, "I'm positive!"

The electron lost by Sodium walked into a different bar. The bartender asked, "Why so negative?"

Helium walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "We don't serve noble gases here!" Helium doesn't react.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."

Why was the Mole excited when he walked out of the singles bar? He got Avogadro's Number.

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went OK.

A pile of snow says to the sun, "You know, it makes me melt every time I see you." The sun replies, "It's just a phase you're going through."

The world is so diverse. It's made up of alkynes of people.

I was watching a titration video online. It was buffering.

There once was a girl named Irene who lived on distilled kerosene. But she kept absorbing a new hydrocarbon and since then has never benzene.

I'm keeping my ion you.

A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest asks the Higgs boson to leave, telling it that the name "God Particle" is blasphemous. The Higgs boson replies, "All right, but without me you can't have mass."

What dis the scientist say when he discovered two isotopes of Helium? HeHe.

Do you know any good jokes about Sodium? Na.

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.

What do you call a test tube with a college degree? A graduated cylinder.

Tell a chemistry joke? K.
Tell another chemistry joke? Na.

All the good chemistry jokes argon.


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